Pictures of Lost Girl Week 4: The Clubhouse vs. The Dal

It must be Wednesday, because we’re back with the latest installment of our weekly picture poll.

We’re trying to avoid spoilers (sorry if you haven’t seen your favourite character yet!), so this week we’re switching things up and making the poll location-based. Don’t worry though – both of the possible pics are pretty great (and yes, there are people in the pictures). Make sure to check back Friday for the winner!

 

 

 

Beauty and the Beauty: Vincent vs. Evan

No new episode of Beauty and the Beast this week, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t anything to talk about! At the moment it would seem Cat is a little confused by her romantic options, so we decided to go ahead and bang out a good ‘ol pros/cons list to help her out. A classic way to make all of your romance choices!

Vincent Pros:

  • He’s a babe
  • He is a life saving machine
  • He is an AB machine **Abdominal muscles**
  • He is always there for Cat – under the bed, on the fire escape, at the crime scene, at the baseball diamond etc.
  • He knew Cat’s mom.
  • He has dreamy looks…as in stares. His stares are dreamy.
  • He is vulnerable, just like Cat
  • They share a past
  • Knows about a lot of cool rooftops in NYC
  • Is unattainable
  • Has a good throwing arm
  • Is a Doctor
  • Is a romantic (writes notes)
  • Looks like a good cuddler
  • Seems down to earth…like he’d rather stay in and watch a sports game than go out to a nightclub.
  • Gives thoughtful birthday gifts
  • Can do clappy pushups
  • Has good taste in music…I assume.

Christine: What do you think Beast listens to?
Sarah: Probably pretty chill music like Real Estate or something. If its anything too aggressive, he would feelings-out in the lair and turn it into a weird solo dance party freakshow.
Christine: I would LOVE to see that.
Sarah: He probably listens to Joni Mitchell.
Christine: Or Van Morrison
Sarah: Whatever was big on the scene ten years ago with the Army
Christine: I think Vincent is a little out of touch. but in an adorable endearing way.

  • Endearingly out of touch.

Evan Pros:

  • Tess approves
  • Is Charming
  • Is Human
  • Knows how to flirt
  • Knows how to smile
  • Looks great in plaid
  • Can probably play sports
  • Can take him home to meet the fam
  • The kids won’t be .25 Beast
  • Gives Birthday kisses
  • Already knows Dad, Heather and Tess
  • Is not a killer
  • Has a steady income

Vincent Cons:

  • Is a killer/killing machine
  • Tess would not approve
  • He’s a grown-ass man who still has a roommate
  • Doesn’t know how to kiss – his words

Christine: really? Wish I remembered that! Like literally?
Sarah: Welllll they were ABOUT to and he was all “I don’t remember how to do this”. Naturally, I assumed he meant kissing because he didn’t KISS HER. Evan would have been all over her.

  • Fugues out. Maybe in bed?
  • Is jealous
  • Is a drinker, possibly a drunk
  • Has Muirfield stalking him
  • Looks ugly when he rages
  • Doesn’t always show up when he says he will.
  • Ex-Fiancee could enter the picture
  • Is not Batman
  • Only has one friend

Christine: It’s true. They should all get together for coffee “Friends” style.

Evan Cons:

  • Isn’t as much of a babe as Vincent
  • Is a colleague
  • Is a Player
  • May not be the “faithful” type Cat is looking for
  • Is always wearing a lab coat
  • Is possibly homeless—what does this guy’s apartment look like?!

Christine: I’m imagining a creepy bachelor pad. like with leather couches and leopard print pillows

  • Is a drinker, possibly a drunk.
  • Does he really actually like Cat or is she just a conquest?
  • Is probably going to hook up with Heather
  • We don’t have much background info on his life
  • Is he really British? Or is that a fake accent? Who’s to say?
  • Is he involved in Muirfield?

Christine: How many times should we put “abs” for Beast?
Sarah: lets look at tumblr for a second
Christine: can u send me the link?
Sarah: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/jay+ryan and a shameless: http://showcasenetwork.tumblr.com/
Christine: ugh. He is such a babe
Sarah: Yeah that is the thing—he wins based on dreaminess but if we tally this pros/cons…who wins?
Christine: Vincent:18/13 Evan: 14/12
Sarah: I have no idea how to do the math on that. Looks like Vincent wins!

Did we miss anything? Let us know what you would add to any of these lists!

Read the rest of our ‘Beauty and the Beauty’ posts here.

Pictures of Lost Girl Week 3: Dyson!

Hey guys – we’re back, and this time we’re bringing Dyson with us due to popular demand (maybe not as popular as Lauren based on the deluge of comments we got calling for her a few weeks back, but popular nonetheless).

This week we’ve got two pictures of Dyson ready to go, both of which have a common theme as you’ll notice in the poll. We don’t want to game the system, but we’ve seen both and hope the boxing one wins…

 

Beauty and the Beauty on “Worth”

Don’t forget guys that this week’s episode (Thursday, November 22nd) is a repeat! I know that is disappointing, but we plan to post a non-recap BATB blog post to keep you satisfied, so be sure to check back! Here is our recapchat for last week’s episode “Worth”. If you’ve not yet watched the episode, you can do so here.

Sarah:
Ok so quick catch up
She is one year older…but is she wiser?
The promo is leading me to believe that Vincent is getting sick or something
possibly LOVE SICK

Christine:
I stand by that I think we’ll see a makeout this episode
And what is going on with Cat and Evan?

Sarah:
I think they are going to go on a date and make out and that Beast is going to get jealous and she is going to be all coy and hard to get

Christine:
I’m also wondering about the Beast-blackout cliffhanger from last week
Like, is he allergic to feelings?

Sarah:
Probably just a bout of lovesickness nbd
Reaaady?

Christine:
Ready!

Sarah:
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH – abs in the recap! (in case you forgot about those)

Back at his lair Vincent is checking his own blood pressure when out of nowhere, Cat shows up!

Christine:
whoa the look on his face was priceless!

Sarah:
Because its usually HIM sneaking up on her! not the other way around

They discuss how Vincent stood her up, and conclude that they will just continue to work on cases together. Nothing more.

Christine:
“wasn’t feeling so great” = sexually frustrated

Sarah:
He totally stood her up and then wound up on a bridge
We still don’t know what his gift to her was yet—put a pin in that.

Christine:
typical

Sarah:
These two – who do they think they are kidding.
Apparently they think they are kidding themselves

Christine:
and JT

We are transported to an art gallery, where a man has been shot.

Sarah:
I hope this is model on model crime

Christine:
oh me too!

Sarah:
Oh art gallery. weh wehhhhhhh

Christine:
Do you think this will be a crime heavy episode?
Last episode we didn’t focus on the crime much

Sarah:
There are too many hormones to focus on outside of the cases!
I like that they change it up though

Tess and Cat are at the precinct, discussing Cat’s love life. We find out that Cat is done with complicated non-relationships, and also that her Dad is about to marry “someone young enough to be Cat’s sister” and that she will soon need to make an appearance at a dress fitting.

Sarah:
Tess is obSESSED with cat’s love life

Christine:
right?!

Sarah:
ulgh I love their cop outfits more than my own life
I am all sweaters and jeans, and they are all pretty blouses and belts

Christine:
ohhhh backstory about Cats Dad!

Cat’s Dad stops by the precinct, and seeing Evan in the hallway, invites him to dinner with them for that night.

Sarah:
Ok. Too far Dad. You don’t ask someone’s colleague to a famjam date with you and your child bride

Christine:
But Evan is so charming!

Sarah:
Evan is kind of cute though
!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit.

Christine:
HAH!
take that

Sarah:
That is the FIRST time I thought that though.
He was in plainclothes!
Not that buttoned up lab coat!

Cat and Tess investigate the art gallery crime scene. The victim, Nicholas, is an artist who’s art will be on display at the gallery opening that evening.

Christine:
ok—plz note Cat’s new jean jacket

Sarah:
that is leather…no?

Christine:
By jean I meant leather

Sarah:
Cleavage alert on this lady
and….EVAN is at the crime scene? This is new?

 

Christine:
Could you “handle yourself” around Evan?

Sarah:
ulgh he is REALLY CUTE

Christine:
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT

On their way out of the gallery, Evan flirts with Cat. Again. And teases her a little about kissing him at her birthday.

Sarah:
Maybe its the plaid!
Is he going to kiss her again?

 

Sarah:
He is teasing her!
Nice moves Evan. Well played.

Christine:
Beast would not be a tease like that—he has no sense of humour

Sarah:
Yeah that is true – he doesn’t know how to flirt anymore
His idea of flirting is grabbing her from behind in dark crime-ridden alleys

Christine:
His flawless abs are his saving grace

Back at Vincent and JT’s apartment, JT chats with his new girl Sarah online and then Vincent and him discuss the blackouts.

Sarah:
Oh JT and his nerdy lady friend – how endearing

Christine:
It’s cute! I like him a lot more now that he’s in love

Sarah:
Yeah he is so much better. And now Vincent is the pest with his pesky blackouts.

Sarah:
JT figured those out! He “fugued” out?

Christine:
Jealous fugue-out!!!
That’s amazing

JT: Long story short – You fugued out because you’re jealous
Vincent: Fugued out?
JT: You’re up and walking around, but its like you’ve got amnesia

Sarah:
So it IS because of his FEELINGS!
He had a sad attack

Christine:
I like how JT called himself “the prez of the stay away from Catherine club”

Back in Cat’s world at the dress fitting:

Sarah:
I LOVE that we are going to a dress fitting
Screw the dead guy!

Sarah:
Ugly dress
But I’ve seen uglier

Christine:
Fueging ugly

Sarah:
This bride is the same age as Cat

Brooke and Cat and Tess all agree together that Cat looks like a lepracahun that ate too many marshmallows in the dress.

Christine:
She seems pretty nice though right?

Sarah:
yeah seems ok
Is this Rachel Skarsten?
I think she is in the upcoming Lost Girl season

Christine:
It is!

Cat and Tess discover that the art being sold is fraudulent, and that something fishy is going on with the opening. Cat and Tess decide to go to the gallery opening to work on the case.

Sarah:
This art is terrible
ART FRAUD

Sarah:
I can’t believe Cat is going to go on a date with Evan
Do you think Vincent is going to show up as the waiter?

Christine:
LOL!
YES! From behind

We are back at Cat’s apartment where she is getting ready for her evening.

Sarah:
Cat is going to look like a babe tonight!
whaaaaawOAH – speaking of from behind!!!

 

Christine:
BEAST

Sarah:
BEAST

Christine:
YES! out of nowhere in her ROOM!
nbd

Sarah:
like wtf is that
how did he get in?!
he is so cute

Christine:
ugh. he is
doesn’t he knock?

Sarah:
It seems as though Vincent is there to tell her how he really feels…
Tell her tell her tell her!
He is sensitive…but Evan is charming

Christine:
Maybe JT can combine their DNA and make one super boyfriend?

Sarah:
Oh this love triangle!
kill me!

Christine:
Cat BURNED Beast

Sarah:
Annnnd he is GONE
Under her bed most likely

After Vincent leaves, Evan shows up at her door to take her out to dinner. She has to bail on dinner on account of the case, but asks him to the gallery opening on the grounds that he knows about art. Vincent attractively witnesses the entire thing from the fire escape.

Christine:
awww!

Sarah:
He is stalking her and is going to fugue out!

Christine:
He looks so cute on the stairs
OMG FUGUE

 

Sarah:
Oh! this is the first time we’ve seen these EYES
Jealousy eyes—I like

Christine:
Me too. nice touch

Vincent goes back to his lair to work on the case. While on JT’s computer, Vincent finds out that JT has been dating Sarah, and gives him a lecture about them telling each other everything.

Sarah:
That computer looks like it is from 1980—what is that computer!!!
Its like a phone on a cord.

 

Christine:
Maybe its because they have been in hiding for ten years?

Sarah:
Wince when is Vincent such a buzzkill about JT’s fun new relationship.

Vincent goes to the “old neighborhood” where the case is and runs into an older gentleman that knew Vincent’s brother—and Vincent by proxy.

 

Sarah:
Do you like his ballcap disguise?

Christine:
I do!

Sarah:
My heartstrings are being pulled here

Christine:
That’s going to come back later!

Sarah:
Yep – that dude knew the Kellers

Back at the gallery opening, through some sleuthing on Evan and Tess’s part we find out that the gallery opening is a cover for a prostitution ring. The gallery owner had been selling women with the art. At this opening it was dead nicholas’s art that was on display.

Sarah:
The women are always being sold

Christine:
Recurring theme – “sexy suspects”

Sarah:
Cat pretending to be a prostitute to get info from another prostitute!
Hitting a raw nerve with this chick just at random

 

Christine:
Method cop-ing. That’s why she’s a cop
That girl was the artist’s girlfriend.

Vincent shows up in the rafters of the gallery to help solve the case. When Cat goes to talk with him, he brings her to the artist’s apartment where all of his paintings are. They all appear to be of the girl he loved (pictured above).

Sarah:
WOAHHHH
Come on Vincent
Tone down the creepiness!

Christine:
Beast is mixing up his stalking routine with a hat

Sarah:
he has SO MANY feelings its getting ridiculous

Christine:
Oh he’s seducing Cat right now with his metaphors about art!

Sarah:
I love it
ULGH THESE TWO

Christine:
MAKEOUT

Sarah:
ohmyGOD

Christine:
it’s gonna happen!!

Sarah:
KISS HER
what the hell

Christine:
#M()J$)(J$(

Sarah:
I can’t handle this suspense
She has had TWO near kisses this episode! Right in front of our eyes and no one is kissing!

Christine:
UGH ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!
I thought FOR SURE that was a makeout scene

Sarah:
No one is saving anyone at this point

Cat and Tess solve the case when they find out that Lauren (cleavage lady) was the ‘madame’ unwilling to let the artist’s girlfriend go for free. She killed him when he threatened to expose her. Cat and Tess go to Lauren’s apartment, end a standoff and make the arrest.

Sarah:
I like their badge necklaces

Christine:
Me too. Trend alert!

Sarah:
This is jsut a bunch of ladies hard talking one another in a semi circle.
With guns

Christine:
Called it! boobzie did it

Sarah:
Cleavage strikes again!
Cleavage – the real killer
You dont see Tess walking around with her tits out

Christine:
Breast in show

At the precinct, Tess and Cat  wrap up the case and Cat and Evan catch up.

Christine:
So what are you thinking? Evan or Vincent?

Sarah:
Evan

Christine:
ugh.

Sarah:
yep

Sarah:
Evan is so confidant – asking her on another date!

Christine:
yesss

Sarah:
She turned him down!

Christine:
Evan – “I’m patient”

Cat makes good with Brooke, her father’s fiancee.

Sarah:
enh
when is this wedding happening

Christine:
6 weeks I think they said

Sarah:
So it will be the Season Finale maybe?

Cat goes to Vincent’s to tell him how she really feels.

Sarah:
Cat is being VERY forward

Christine:
Vincent needs to step up

Sarah:
She is really putting herself out there! Finally!

Christine:
“I don’t know how to do this” – scaredy beast

Sarah:
He needs to grow a pair and KISS HER
That is how you do it

Christine:
I’m not into Beast’s mushroom cut

Sarah:
How can you do this:

and NOT KISS?!
She left.

Christine:
ARG

After Cat leaves Vincent at his lair, we are transported to a dark sewer and then to a dark alley, where Vincent wakes up not knowing where he is.

Christine:
whoa what’s with the sewer?
FUGUE ATTACK

Sarah:
He has blood on his hands this time!!!
This is bad!

 

Christine:
Oh nooo!!
Maybe he just ate a dog or something?

Sarah:
Do you think he killed someone!?
Maybe it was that old man

Christine:
Metaphorically “killing his past” then?

Sarah:
Maybe he killed a killer
or just scuffed around in the sewers a little

Christine:
well, next new episode isn’t for two weeks, so we’ll be waiting a while to find out

Christine:
I’m so mad there was no kiss

Sarah:
Every single week!
They should call the show “Beauty and the NOT KISSING ANYONE”

 

Pictures of Lost Girl Week 2: Lauren!

Last week, we had our first Pictures of Lost Girl poll (the winning image is above) and asked all of you who you wanted to see next.

Well, we heard you loud and clear – you want Lauren. And we’re going to deliver. We’ve got two pictures ready for you, but we’re only going to release one of them this Friday. Choose wisely…

 

 

Make sure to let us know who you want to see next. We’re leaning heavily towards Dyson…

In case you missed it, season three of Lost Girl premieres January 6th at 9!!

New Year, New Season, New Bo

Showcase’s top-performing original drama, Lost Girl, returns for a third season on January 6 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. This season sees everyone’s favourite succubus, Bo (Anna Silk), making life-altering decisions that may have deadly consequences. To gear up for the new season, Showcase has produced an all-new special, Lost Girl ConFAEdential, airing the same night, and unveils a state of the art mobile gaming app.

Lost Girl follows supernatural seductress Bo, a tough yet loveable Succubus who feeds off sexual energy. After realizing she is one of the Fae creatures of legend and folklore who live among humans, Bo refuses to choose an allegiance to either the Dark or Light Fae clans, leading her on a personal path of discovery.

The series welcomes Rachel Skarsten (The Vow, Flashpoint) to the cast as Tamsin, a thrill-seeking, sexy new Fae who ruffles many feathers. Emmanuelle Vaugier (Two and a Half MenCovert Affairs) reprises her role as The Morrigan, the leader of the Dark Fae. Making a special guest star appearance is two-time Golden Globe® and Emmy® nominated actress Linda Hamilton (The Terminator, Beauty and the Beast) as Acacia, a tough, sexy and ruthless assassin. Rounding out the cast are series regulars Kris Holden-Ried, Ksenia Solo, Zoie Palmer, Rick Howland and K.C. Collins.

Kicking off the third season is Lost Girl ConFAEdential, a catch-up show where faenatics get up close and personal with the cast as they discuss the on and off camera antics of the past two seasons. The special is set to air before the season three premiere on January 6 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on Showcase.

The all-new mobile app, Lost Girl: The Game, is an exciting social experience that connects fans internationally. Featuring an original storyline, written by the show’s writing staff, the game invites fans to create a customized Fae character which they can use to navigate a thrilling mystery set in the world of Lost Girl. Users can solve puzzles and brain benders with the help of their favourite Lost Girl characters. Available for download on iOS and Android devices, the free mobile gaming app launches in January 2013 via showcase.ca.

Social Media Links:

Website: showcase.ca

Facebook: facebook.com/showcasedotcafacebook.com/lostgirlseries

Twitter: 

@showcasedotca 

@lostgirlseries

@anna_silk

@krisholden_ried

@kseniasolo

@zoiepalmer

@kccollinsworld

@rick_howland

@rachieskarsten

@emmanuellevaugier

 

Beauty and the Beauty on “Saturn Returns”

This “Saturn Returns” episode was a real emotional coaster for Christine and I! Join us for the ride as we watch and discuss the ups and downs of the complex lives of Vincent and Catherine in NYC.

Sarah:
So this episode is called “Saturn Returns”
Which…. unless Beast’s ex-fiance’s name is Saturn – means nothing to me

Christine:
I was just going to say, I bet that’s Beast’s ex-girlfriend

Sarah:
Here is the synopsis:
Cat warns Vincent to be extra careful after he is captured on a convenience store surveillance video. Cat and Tess investigate a bride-to-be who has gone missing after her fiancé placed a surprise engagement announcement in the morning paper.
predictions? thoughts?
I hope we get to see a wedding gown

Christine:
First of all, what was Beast doing in that convenience store?
buying a Twix?
Cheetos?
for JT
of course

Sarah:
I hope its a sort of “Say Yes to the Dress” meets “COPS” meets BATB episode

Christine:
I think the bride-to-be ties in to Beast’s ex-fiance returning

Sarah:
There is rumour of a kiss! I hope its with Beast!

Christine:
or Evan!

Sarah:
blech

Christine:
If you had to give it a 1-10 of how likely it is Cat and Beast will finally make out this episode, what would you give? I would say 5

Sarah:
Well, judging from the promo where he is moping around on his bed topless (HAWT) I am thinking 4 unLESS that is some sort of post coital shot and we are being tricked

Christine:
Maybe he goes to the convenience store for post-coital donuts?

Sarah:
or CONDOMS!

Christine:
That sends a good message

Sarah:
Safe sex!
Ok we ready? Pretty sure we’ve nailed this episode already but lets watch anyway!

Christine:
k let’s do this!

We open not with a crime scene this time, but with another sort of crime – a sexually frustrated Vincent toplessly working through his pain.

Christine:
OMG

Sarah:
OMG

Christine:
Beastcake!
(like beefcake but with more BEAST)

Sarah:
he is amped
needs to work it out

Christine:
Totally! who else does pushups?

A conversation between Vincent and JT reveals the not-so-surprising fact that JT is worried about Vincent’s safety (per usual) and also the very surprising fact that there might be a lady in the picture for JT.

Sarah:
“stick to rooftops where its safe” – JT
as I always say!

Christine:
“That Sarah girl!” you never told me you were dating JT

JT accompanies Vincent as he takes a stroll down the street and not on the rooftops

Christine:
Beast attack #1

Sarah:
ahhhhhh they stumbled across a crime in the convenience store

Christine:
Of course! We should have thought of that

Meanwhile back at Cat’s apartment Cat starts her day and Heather and Cat catch up.

Sarah:
WAKING UP MONTAGE

Christine:
I like this song too

Sarah:
I love getting ready montages too

Christine:
Hey it’s Cat’s birthday!

Sarah:
Yay! its Cat’s Birthday! lets plan a PArrrrrtttyyyyyy

Sarah:
Apparently Saturn is a planet Christine, not beast’s ex and right now, Saturn is back in orbit where it was when Cat was born – according to Heather.

Christine:
lol. my bad

At the precinct, a man in scrubs is worried because his fiance has been missing for three hours.

 

Sarah:
3 hours!?
I’ve been on longer coffee breaks

Christine:
Tess is pretty hard-nosed eh?
“I hate to break it to you, but I think she left you”

Sarah:
Harsssshhhh

Christine:
Maybe Tess and Evan hookup?
like an opposites attract storyline

Sarah:
I don’t know
Tess already thinks that Evan and Cat are together

Cat pays Vincent and JT a visit at their secret warehouse lair where Cat reveals to Vincent that he may have been caught on convenience store surveillance. They also discuss her birthday and we find out that Vincent has checked in on her for every one of her birthdays!

Sarah
“Seems that since he met you, Vincent feels ‘ALIVE’” – JT is a cockblock and he is totally embarrassing Vincent!

Christine:
Vincent should do more pushups

Sarah:
I wonder how old Cat is

Christine:
28?

Sarah:
How old is Beast?
31? ulgh he is such a babe

Christine:
ugh I know.
Especially in this episode – maybe because there are more shirtless montages and less Beast freak-outs

Sarah:
I wouldn’t mind if he hulked out of his clothes a little ya know?

Cat and Tess are investigating the apartment of the missing girl.

Sarah:
Do you think Amy has anything to do with Muirfield?

Christine:
Who’s Amy?

Sarah:
She is the missing girl that this murse is looking for

Christine:
oh. I don’t feel like this is a Muirfield episode
Cat senses something in the closet

Sarah:
What did she find? blood?

Christine:
I think it was blood

Sarah:
She is a Snoop Lion

Christine:
like an evolved snoop, right?

Sarah:
Yes a snoop that has the help of a Beast

Christine:
I wonder if Cat gets leather jackets for her birthday?

Sarah:
Standard issue hot cop outfit

Cat brings the evidence back to the CSU for Evan to investigate

Christine:
Uh-oh! Evan and Cat flirt scene
You must be devastated

Sarah:
I can’t! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is she flirting with him?!

 

Christine:
lol classic problem “years of going stag to the police ball”

Sarah:
Do you think Heather and Evan are going to shag?

Christine:
hmm, I kinda got the vibe too

Sarah:
Evan is going to hook up with everyone – according to us

Christine:
I hope he does

We are once again back at the lair where Cat confirms to Vincent that he is not traceable on the surveillance – phew! She tells him she’d like a break from living lies so Beast goes out on a limb and asks her if she wants to hang out with him in their secret life where there are no secrets.

Sarah:
DATE
DATE

Christine:
Is Beast asking Cat out right now?
DATE!

Sarah:
DATE ALERT
date date date date

Christine:
What do you think Beast likes on his pizza?

Sarah:
Freedom

Christine:
A JT/Beast safe haven! Cat/Vincent are gonna get it on there

Sarah:
thank GOD
without JT lurking around

Christine:
Standing watch like a creeper
speaking of JT…

A girl approaches JT as he is shuffling a bin of stuff out of campus to stockpile in their safe haven.  

Sarah:
ahhh JT has a lady too!
Woah this chick is forward!

Christine:
seriously! good on her for asking him out

Sarah:
Awe cute – good he needs something other than Vincent to think about for a second

BUT…

Christine:
JT blew it – turned her down

Sarah:
burn

JT and Vincent discuss the complexities of being involved with a pair like them, and conclude that it is impossible to have others come into their circle without life becoming a secret hidden from the ones you love. Beast regrets that JT has suffered because of him and tries to convince him to take things up with Sarah, and maybe bring her into their world.

Sarah:
Awe beast wants JT to get laid!
so cute – its all he ever thinks about

Christine:
So adorable

Sarah:
Vincent just wants everyone to get laid – including himself. Cue pushups.

Cat swings by to discuss the case of the disappearing girl and to tell Vincent she has to go to her surprise party, but will still stop by afterwards. He tells her to be thankful she has a real life and to get out there and get to it. burn.

Sarah:
He is blowing her off!

Christine:
Aww Beast hasn’t celebrated his birthday in ten years!

Sarah:
Ohhhhhhh he is so sad! I would throw him a party :(

Christine:
That’s what i’m saying!

Cut to the surprise birthday party for Cat that Tess has already told her about:
 

 

Sarah:
WHAT is Evan drinking
TESS is my fave

Christine:
Yeah she’s totally cool
The girls be jelly of Evan’s date

Sarah:
What do you think Beast is like drunk?
Do you think he gets wasted alone a lot?

Christine:
And becomes the life of the party? JT comes home and Beast is all alone with a tie around his head?

Sarah:
HAAHAHa YES
Drunk montage!!!
God I love this show

Christine:
Montages are my favourite

Sarah:
Tess having fun montage

Christine:
There should be a montage every episode

Christine:
Evan likes Cat montage

Sarah:
I wish I was at this party
Do you think she just wished for Beast in her bed for her birthday?
or just for him to be at the party

Christine:
in her bed

In Cat’s bedroom, near the fire escape there is a photobooth and Cat and Evan are in there together.

Christine:
OMG
THIS SCENE!

Sarah:
I can’t handle this – if I were there I would storm in and break it up.

Christine:
It’s happening!
YES!

 

Sarah:
aslkfdjklasfdjklasfdjk.asvdasfdjklasfd

Christine:
WINNER!!!
WAHOOO!

Sarah:
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is she going to see that goddamn Beast gift
WHAT IS THAT GIFT

Christine:
Flannel Pjs I bet
just like her mom gave her

Sarah:
ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
this episode!
WOW

Christine:
I love this episode

Sarah:
I cannot believe that just happened

Christine:
Poor Vincent

 

Sarah:
What is happening to him?! This is new

Christine:
He’s having a sad-attack!

Christine:
Maybe if he gets too emotional the beastiness kicks in against his will?
so he can be a killing machine

Sarah:
ohhhhh like a defence mechanism against feelings

We are back at the precinct where its been revealed that the missing girl was a part of the witness protection program after having witnessed a murder. Seeing the situation as parallelled to Vincent’s, Cat deduces that Amy has likely run away to her “safe haven”—an instinctual action that is a result of having to always be on the run.

Christine:
I forgot there was a case for a second
too caught up in the dramarama

Sarah:
Cat has solved the case through her knowledge gained by her secret relationship.

Christine:
love it

Christine:
I have to say I’m thinking no makeout this episode

Sarah:
bleehhh BUT we did see our first kiss!
Which I have to say, I am STILL not over

Christine:
What would you give that kiss out of ten?

Sarah:
ennhhhh 5
Totally average
She may not have pulled away but it wasn’t super passionate and she did say she was drunk.

Christine:
Yeah I’d agree

Christine:
I like that we see her beat the crap out of a dude twice her size every episode

Sarah:
totally
is there going to be a fire escape scene?
or just a gift on a fire escape

Cat visits Vincent after realising that he pulled away from her to try and protect her and invites him over for a home cooked dinner at her place.

Sarah:
What she wants for her birthday is to touch Vincent’s abs

Christine:
Don’t we all?

Sarah:
she is asking HIM on a date!!!
they are dancing around this relationship like crazy
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do we get to see dinner?
I am going to die

Christine:
MAKEOUTMAKEOUT

Sarah:
Cooking montage!! This is so romantic!!

Christine:
What do you think Cat’s making?

Sarah:
Feelings stir fry?

Christine:
I like her slow motion beer drink

Meanwhile in another romantic part of NYC JT spots his lady friend Sarah and works up the courage to ask her out:

Sarah:
oh JT so cute
so vulnerable

Christine:
Aw ok I admit this is cute
1 point JT

Christine:
Do you think Muirfield will show up before Beast can get to Cat’s place?

Sarah:
Come Dine With Me Catherine

As Vincent is on his way to Cat’s for dinner, he stops to look at flowers and…

Christine:
uh-oh

Sarah:
He better fucking go to dinner
WHAT IS HAPPENING
he can’t do feelings

Christine:
FEELINGS ATTACK

Sarah:
this is so sad

Christine:
Stood up by the Beast!

Sarah:
WOWWWWWW
Is he ok?
He needs her help!
no JT
no Cat

Christine:
WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Christine:
How is he on that bridge?

Sarah:
Blackout suicide!

Christine:
Beasticide!
I think that was my fave episode so far.

Did you enjoy that episode as much as we did? What are you hoping to see next? Things are getting juicy!!! Until next time…